Parents, we want to teach your kids the value of hard work and the sense of pride for a job well done.
Aren't you tired of America losing jobs because of outsourcing to foreign nations?
Of course you are!
Well, here's your chance to fight back and make a difference!
Little Johnny doesn't need those piano lessons, let's face it, he sucks. You know it. We know it. Heck, Johnny knows it.
Susie doesn't need to join gymnastics, dance and soccer. Does she?
Aren't you sick of being a chaffeur for that little brat?
Of course you are!
Why are you wasting everyone's time and your hard earned money?
We feel your pain. But guess what, there's something that you can do about it. CALL US!!
They will learn a skill that will stay with them the rest of their lives, unlike those piano lessons that we all know are basically useless.
Companies such as NIKE, THE GAP, IKEA are all on board with us.
Wouldn't you be proud to tell your friends that your child's sweat and tears put together that tv stand or sewed that fancy sweater.
Of course you would.
1-877-JOBS4KIDS
Call Today!!
Let's put the 'I can' back into American!
(EDITOR'S NOTE: WE ARE JUST TRYING TO PAY THE BILLS WITH AD SPACE, WE DON'T NECESSARILY CONDONE THE USE OF SWEATSHOPS)
Let's put the 'I can' back into American!
(EDITOR'S NOTE: WE ARE JUST TRYING TO PAY THE BILLS WITH AD SPACE, WE DON'T NECESSARILY CONDONE THE USE OF SWEATSHOPS)
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