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Monday, January 11, 2010

NEWSFLASH- BREAKING NEWS

IN A SHOCKING REVELATION, FORMER MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL PLAYER MARK MCGWIRE HAS ADMITTED THAT HE TOOK STEROIDS DURING HIS PLAYING CAREER.



McGwire Regular Flavor








McGwire Extra Strength






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IN AN UNRELATED STORY, WATER HAS ADMITTED THAT IT IS, IN FACT, WET.

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