Burbank, Ca- Harry Pounder, an actor in such adult film classics as, ‘Eight Ain’t Enough’, ‘Submission Impossible’ and ‘The Sore Shank Redemption’, is not as popular with his female co-stars as we are led to believe.
The actor best known to audiences for his enormous member apparently is best known to his co-stars for his heinous odor. Many adult actresses are refusing to work with him until he cleans up his act.
“It’s just common courtesy,” said Pearl Swallows, Pounder’s co-star from the film ‘Cum, Like it Hot’, “the guy has no regard for those around him. In our business we work in pretty close quarters, you know. He reeks of body odor and his breath is just as bad. He smells like rotten cabbage or something. I will not work with him anymore. He makes me gag in more ways than one.”
Pounder, a 20 year veteran of adult films, is surprised by the complaints about his hygiene, not realizing that there was a problem
“Who’s complaining? Who? Pearl Swallows and Sugar Walls? I have news for them, women with surgical enhancements are a dime a dozen in this industry. People buy my movies for one reason and one reason only, and we all know what that reason is. It all looks glamorous to people outside the industry, but it’s hard work, performing on demand in front of strangers with those cameras and hot lights. It’s uncomfortable, but I’m a professional and, yes, I admit that I tend to sweat when I exert myself. I can’t help that, I’ve always sweated a lot, even when I was a kid. But I’m a hard worker, and I take pride in my performance. I’ve been in this business for a long time, I’m not going to worry what one or two women barely out of diapers say about me,” said Pounder.
Unfortunately for Pounder the complaints are not isolated, and the producers of his films are having a real problem finding anyone willing to work with him. His past co-stars all refuse to go anywhere near him, and word has gotten around to those actresses new to the business.
“I worked with him almost a dozen years ago in a film called ‘Anus Ventura: Sex Detective’, and I swore that I’d never work with him again. I warn everyone about him. His smell was terrible, but I‘ll never forget how filthy his fingernails and toenails were. And his ears, wow, Crayola could have gotten a year’s supply of burnt sienna from those things. I’d like to say that I’m amazed that he’s still working, but this business, more than any other, has an incredible double standard. We women have to stay in great shape and do whatever we need to do to look beautiful. The men? They can basically look like trolls, as long as they have a rolling pin between their legs,” said Christy Cummings.
Even camera men are balking when they find out Pounder is starring in a movie that they will be filming.
“In my line of work, my face and camera are almost as close to the action as the woman’s, and I’ve been hit with shrapnel more than once. It happens from time to time, it’s one of the hazards of the job, that’s why I now wear goggles and a bathing cap. Live and learn. But the first time I worked on a Harry Pounder film I was totally unprepared and almost lost my lunch. The director had me come in for an extreme close-up for the “money shot” and I almost passed out. It smelled like low tide in Canarsie. Now, when I get the call for one of his films I put an ointment right under my nostrils like medical examiners use and I cover up with a surgical mask for good measure. Fool me once. I have to hand it to his co-stars, I don’t know how they do it,” said JD Busch.
Producers are casting for the new film, ’Quantum of Semen’ and Pounder would have been the natural choice, but since no one will work with him, they are looking at other actors like Rex Hymen and Jack Hammer. The news is a wake up call to Pounder, and has made him wonder what the future holds in store for him.
“I didn’t realize that my livelihood was in jeopardy. I guess I’ll have to find a stronger antiperspirant, and I’ll start flossing. I hope that solves the problem because I can’t attempt a career change at 45. These films are my life. It’s the only thing that I’ve ever been any good at. I’m uncomfortable in pants; I can’t find any that fit. I only feel comfortable in a loose fitting robe. Where else can I find a job that will let me wear that? DD
The actor best known to audiences for his enormous member apparently is best known to his co-stars for his heinous odor. Many adult actresses are refusing to work with him until he cleans up his act.
“It’s just common courtesy,” said Pearl Swallows, Pounder’s co-star from the film ‘Cum, Like it Hot’, “the guy has no regard for those around him. In our business we work in pretty close quarters, you know. He reeks of body odor and his breath is just as bad. He smells like rotten cabbage or something. I will not work with him anymore. He makes me gag in more ways than one.”
Pounder, a 20 year veteran of adult films, is surprised by the complaints about his hygiene, not realizing that there was a problem
“Who’s complaining? Who? Pearl Swallows and Sugar Walls? I have news for them, women with surgical enhancements are a dime a dozen in this industry. People buy my movies for one reason and one reason only, and we all know what that reason is. It all looks glamorous to people outside the industry, but it’s hard work, performing on demand in front of strangers with those cameras and hot lights. It’s uncomfortable, but I’m a professional and, yes, I admit that I tend to sweat when I exert myself. I can’t help that, I’ve always sweated a lot, even when I was a kid. But I’m a hard worker, and I take pride in my performance. I’ve been in this business for a long time, I’m not going to worry what one or two women barely out of diapers say about me,” said Pounder.
Unfortunately for Pounder the complaints are not isolated, and the producers of his films are having a real problem finding anyone willing to work with him. His past co-stars all refuse to go anywhere near him, and word has gotten around to those actresses new to the business.
“I worked with him almost a dozen years ago in a film called ‘Anus Ventura: Sex Detective’, and I swore that I’d never work with him again. I warn everyone about him. His smell was terrible, but I‘ll never forget how filthy his fingernails and toenails were. And his ears, wow, Crayola could have gotten a year’s supply of burnt sienna from those things. I’d like to say that I’m amazed that he’s still working, but this business, more than any other, has an incredible double standard. We women have to stay in great shape and do whatever we need to do to look beautiful. The men? They can basically look like trolls, as long as they have a rolling pin between their legs,” said Christy Cummings.
Even camera men are balking when they find out Pounder is starring in a movie that they will be filming.
“In my line of work, my face and camera are almost as close to the action as the woman’s, and I’ve been hit with shrapnel more than once. It happens from time to time, it’s one of the hazards of the job, that’s why I now wear goggles and a bathing cap. Live and learn. But the first time I worked on a Harry Pounder film I was totally unprepared and almost lost my lunch. The director had me come in for an extreme close-up for the “money shot” and I almost passed out. It smelled like low tide in Canarsie. Now, when I get the call for one of his films I put an ointment right under my nostrils like medical examiners use and I cover up with a surgical mask for good measure. Fool me once. I have to hand it to his co-stars, I don’t know how they do it,” said JD Busch.
Producers are casting for the new film, ’Quantum of Semen’ and Pounder would have been the natural choice, but since no one will work with him, they are looking at other actors like Rex Hymen and Jack Hammer. The news is a wake up call to Pounder, and has made him wonder what the future holds in store for him.
“I didn’t realize that my livelihood was in jeopardy. I guess I’ll have to find a stronger antiperspirant, and I’ll start flossing. I hope that solves the problem because I can’t attempt a career change at 45. These films are my life. It’s the only thing that I’ve ever been any good at. I’m uncomfortable in pants; I can’t find any that fit. I only feel comfortable in a loose fitting robe. Where else can I find a job that will let me wear that? DD
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